I Am Dark Fuckerberg.

and this is my blog.

The man behind the vest.

I'm a gay, single (but not desperate, but super available), college student with a major in trying to figure out where the hell I went wrong, and a minor in being completely fucking over it. I generally hate mornings, wearing pants, and small talk, but I have a strong affinity for Mexican food, music festivals, and redneck porn.

On Fitness

“My ideal weight is Seth Rogen on top of me.”

On Drugs

“Two, please!”

On Love

“I’m just looking for a guy I still want to hang out with after I cum.”

RANDOM: LEVELS OF ENTHUSIASM

Music festivals
97%
Psychedelics
80%
Apple devices
72%
Bottomless mimosas
84%

STUDS & DRUGS: ORIGINS

I started this blog a couple of years ago per my therapist’s suggestion.   In its beginning stages, it was a legitimate outlet to voice my fears and dreams…but then it quickly became a Tyler Perry movie.   Those posts have since been archived into the same dark corner of my hard-drive where pre-2010 pics reside (I was 300 pounds and beardless.  You will never.)  Now cheekily named after two of my favorite things, my only goal for Studs&Drugs is for it to help me remember what the fuck I did with my life.