The man behind the vest.
I'm a gay, single (but not desperate, but super available), college student with a major in trying to figure out where the hell I went wrong, and a minor in being completely fucking over it. I generally hate mornings, wearing pants, and small talk, but I have a strong affinity for Mexican food, music festivals, and redneck porn.
“My ideal weight is Seth Rogen on top of me.”
“I’m just looking for a guy I still want to hang out with after I cum.”
RANDOM: LEVELS OF ENTHUSIASM
STUDS & DRUGS: ORIGINS
I started this blog a couple of years ago per my therapist’s suggestion. In its beginning stages, it was a legitimate outlet to voice my fears and dreams…but then it quickly became a Tyler Perry movie. Those posts have since been archived into the same dark corner of my hard-drive where pre-2010 pics reside (I was 300 pounds and beardless. You will never.) Now cheekily named after two of my favorite things, my only goal for Studs&Drugs is for it to help me remember what the fuck I did with my life.